Archive for the snot Tag

Psst. . .Can You Hear That?!

Can you hear that? It’s the sound of the scant amount of dignity I have left. It’s crying out for HELP! It’s making a sound like un-manicured nails being drug down a chalkboard, screeching, hanging on. . .valiantly fighting for life. . .trying not to slip away. . .as my husband and child try to completely snuff it out. Saturday,
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Friday Funny: How Original

Look, it’s been a long week: A.  I had to wage a war against snot. B.  I had to pry my maternity panties out of my kid’s mouth at the Park the other day because unbeknownst to me, they were static-clung to the fresh burp cloth I had just offered him to wipe up said snot. . .(I KNEW I
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