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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Kale & Lentil Soup

So this one didn’t turn out as planned. I start making dinner at 7 AM or even the night before most days because eating healthfully takes a LOT of damned effort compared to the alternative of phoning in a pizza or opening a bag of chips. . . Anyway, the other morning, I was cooking some organic chicken sausage and
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Parmesan Crusted Chicken

Yesterday morning, I was gathering up the information for our attorney when I glanced up and noticed a commercial on the television.  I’m not sure what the advertisement was for, but it involved topping chicken with cheese. This was excellent timing for us since my calendar read “chicken something” as that night’s scheduled dinner idea.  I’m soooo efficient. Yeah.  Make
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Fast Summer Salad

It’s nearly no-cook and can be prepared ahead of time. . . I’m was winging this one so unfortunately, no exact measurements. . . BUT you can’t screw it up. . .just season it to taste. . . Here Goes: 1.  Prepare about 1 or 1.5 (dry measure) of couscous according to the package instructions.  Set aside and allow to
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You Can Accomplish This Before You Effing Head Explodes: Menu for a Week

I think I sufficiently bitched about my boredom with our dinners in this post.  Refreshed from that super-fab trip err vacation, and shamed into the hard-core realization that we ate mostly things that weren’t green or all that healthful, I returned home with a renewed interest in keeping our food fresh, interesting, simple, and fast. So I sat down and
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Dirt Sandwiches & Fries

I know.  It sounds horrible.  I started calling these things “dirt sandwiches” (Actually, I think the original was a dirt pita) because nearly every ingredient is grown in the dirt and my Husband thought it was kinda’ funny so the name stuck.  I promise you, they do not contain nor do they taste like dirt and the ingredients are easily
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