Archive for the Real Simple Tag

You Can Accomplish This Before Your Head Explodes: Beet Reuben

THIS.  WILL.  ROCK.  YOUR.  WORLD. I can’t even pretend to be this brilliant in the kitchen,  so here’s the LINK We cannot stop eating our CSA beets this way, added calories be damned. . . Trust me. Best Ev-Ah! PS:  Are you wondering if my kids eat sauerkraut and/0r beets?  Not in this mix.  However, they’ll try a plain beet.
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Fast Shrimp Scampi-ish Dinner

So the dog’s been sick.  I don’t know.  He probably ate something ridiculously wretched at the Park. . .or in our house.  Anyway, he’s not deathly ill.  Just ill enough to leave glorious messes in the house at night while we sleep. . .And his flatulence is toxic.  I’m certain.  If it continues, I’m forcing the Husband to bring home
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Super Food Soup

Here’s another riveting post about what we ate. This is a very hearty vegetable soup.  (Although, you could easily add meat to the mix if you have some serious carnivores in your home). It’s based on a Winter Lentil Soup recipe I found in a Real Simple magazine years ago. Here’s How: 1.  Measure out approximately 1/2 a cup of
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Menus for a Week, Dinner Oh Hell I Lost Count Plus 1

Yesterday afternoon was a little rough.  Mac was a pretty willful and a little defiant in the morning but he woke up after his nap in a great mood.  Unfortunately, then it was my turn. Every month, I seem to get a one day hormonally induced blistering headache.  Some months I think it might actually be a considered a migraine.
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