Archive for the rats Tag

Friday Funny: You Were Drunk Weren’t You?

How else do you explain this Jacked-Up Jack-O-Lantern? I suppose it’s possible the rats were nibbling at it. . .but I don’t see teeth marks. Or maybe you just wanted to make something so jacked up, the neighborhood kids wouldn’t be tempted to ruin it (even more) by smashing it on the sidewalk? I give you props though, you still
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Reluctant Mother v Husband: The Dish Drain

Years ago when we were doing some renovations to the house, there were certain things I requested. . . Some of my most ridiculous requests were actually granted:  Expensive towel warmer we never use. Some of my more practical requests were shot down:  Garbage disposal. Now, at the time, no one would give me a reason why I couldn’t have
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A Steaming Pile of Shut It

This morning I escaped from the napping tyrant-in-training to retrieve our trash cans from the alley. Ahhhh trash day.  The exciting sights and smells. . .The rats skulking about on clandestine missions for the best scraps. . . Our alley is exactly like every other alley in Southeast Baltimore:  narrow, in need of repair, over-grown with weeds, full of scummy
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