Archive for the penis Tag

Rice Sock For Penis Hanging AND Hanging With Penises. . .

RICE SOCK FOR PENIS HANGING. This is apparently what’s been leading some of you to this dysfunctional corner of the Internet. I apologize, I haven’t a clue what a “rice sock for penis hanging” is. (I have a few mental images. . . .making me giggle in a nervous kinda he-hee.) Somewhat related, I recently learned from my three-year old
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For The Last Time, Mommy DOES NOT Have A Penis!

Time is rapidly getting away from me.  It’s insane how fast the day goes when almost every moment feels like a damned triage situation.  Mac is rapidly barreling towards three years complete with major meltdowns about EVERYTHING, nap refusals, and extreme frustration which nearly always manifests itself as physical aggression. Anyway, at some point over the past month, he decided
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Reluctant Mother Needs A User’s Guide. . .For A Penis

A few evenings ago, Chris went upstairs to get the tub ready for Mac’s bath.  While I was preparing dinner, I stripped Mac down and let him run around in all his glory for a few minutes. I turned my attention to the stove for a moment and when I turned around again, I noticed Mac had placed his rubber
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Friday Funny: Something I Hope to Never Say Again

“Please do not put your penis on the table” is something I had to say yesterday.

FRIDAY FUNNY: Excuse Me?

Last weekend I met up with a friend I’ve known since 6th or 7th grade.  She has a son who is just about 6 months older than Mac.  We all went to the Rosedale Library to play at their indoor “Storeyville” area. I had never heard of Storeyville.  I assumed it might be a loungey kid-friendly area with lots of
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