Archive for the parental humor Tag

Planning For My Untimely Demise

You want to do something super fun? Imagine you’re dead. Sure, at first it’s all cool pretending you’re in some comfy coffin finally resting. . .friends and family fawning over your perfectly still, well dressed body.  Although, those funeral directors often go way too heavy on the cosmetics, no? There you are just snuggling into the roomy casket, sucking in
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My One Woman Revolt Against Elf On The Shelf

I’m seeing a LOT of activity in my Twitter feed in the past few days about Elf on the Shelf. For those of you smart enough not to have given birth to hell spawn, here’s the deal: The Elf on the Shelf is this creepy little, old school-looking stuffed Elf character that retails for about $30.00. My understanding is, after
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