Archive for the painting Tag

MY Mom Says I Have To Get Off The Computer

“LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!” We’re painting and knocking out my to-do list. As usual, even the simplest of tasks get all kinds of complicated in an old house. . .but we’ll get there. That woman is a machine!  She just doesn’t quit.  I’m not sure when I’ll be writing anything substantial this week. She said she cleared her schedule for the
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Husband Blows. . .Me AWAY!!!!

There’s an ongoing power struggle in this house. . . Kid v Everyone and Everything. . . Unless there’s the threat of bodily injury or permanent emotional damage, the kid usually wins. It’s infinitely easier that way. Which is why this house is being systematically emptied of its contents.  And the dogs are forced to hang out almost exclusively in
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Reluctant Mother DIYs. . .a Tattoo?

I’m just certain you were all dying to know what the heck it is I do when I’m not cleaning up excrement, dinner, or pet hair. . .And when I’m not sweating out some cheap box-o-wine while hiking and birding. . . Allow me to introduce to you my downtime delusion. . . Yes, clearly I am 36 with the
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Never have a Threesome with a Clown Contractor

UPDATE!!!!  On the morning of 10/30, the repair men were scheduled to arrive between 7 and 9AM.  At 9:30, the called to let us know they were running late.  Ya think?  At which point, Chris told them not to bother showing up at all.  I’m kinda’ happy he fired them.  But I’m also rather irked my basement is still a
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