Archive for the marriage Tag

Husband Speaks, Effectively Cock-blocking HIMSELF

So not that it bothers me much given my hugely pregnant state, but suffice to say there aren’t exactly any fireworks in our bedroom these days. Maybe it’s the twin beds? Whatever the reason, I think it’s starting to get to my Husband a little bit. . .Just yesterday he somehow put a dent in the car AND I caught
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Dear Congress, For the Sake of My Marriage, Get Your S%$^&*! Together!

My Husband works for the Government. I think?   I’m pretty sure? Whatever.  He goes somewhere for 9 hours a day and typically comes home every evening too tired to argue with me or paw all over me. IT’S HEAVEN!! I can’t imagine our marriage could even get any better! Marriage is very delicate you know.  Once you have a
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Because I SAID SO!!

Tonight my Husband cut me off. I know you’re all thinking he cut me off from the rum and how smart that was of him. . .but you’re WRONG SUCKAS’! He cut me off mid-sentence. Chris asked a simple question:  He asked if dog should come upstairs to bed with him as he was going to bed before me and
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Reluctant Mother Visits the Dog House (Again)

You know, it seems there is seldom a waking minute when I’m not “in trouble” with someone. It’s either the kid, or a cat, or the husband, or a neighbor.  I sincerely apologize to crazy neighbor guy that our geriatric dog crapped inches away from your turf the other day while I was walking her.  It wasn’t my intent for
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Cohabitation, Capitulation, and Short Glasses

Have I mentioned our house is about the size of a postage stamp? It. Is. This is actually one thing I don’t typically complain about.  I don’t mind.  In fact, I really prefer it that way.  There are only two toilets to scrub. . .well, and now a potty seat, which needs meticulous care since when Mac isn’t sitting on
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