Archive for the Legos Tag

In Which Reluctant Mother Names All The Lego Guys After Alcoholic Beverages And Finds Some Redemption

Just when I was about to lose my parenting shit and send everyone off to some sort of structured, beneficial, better-than-I-can-provide learning environment. .  .{AKA PRESCHOOL!}. . . So I could clean up cat barf in peace:  Mac: [Pointing at floor] “You got a. . .a. . .poop?”  Me:  “That’s cat vomit.”  Mac:  “Cat vomit?  Cat vomit!  hahahahahahaha!  Cat Vomit!
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Is It Swollen? No, But It WAS Nearly Fatal. . .

I HATE the fact that it gets dark at 5PM. Why do we still move the clocks back?  Can’t we just do away with the whole antiquated practice? It’s been torturing mothers everywhere for years. I’ve heard a lot of mothers complain about how it messes with the routine.  Yet, during the past few years, I never really noticed too
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Doodle Gift Wrap

Kids (and adults that are still in a state of arrested development) like to scribble.  Not that I have any first hand knowledge of arrested development. . .I’ve been told they like to scribble. A few weeks back, we attended yet another, child’s birthday party.  Even though I have a son, I am at a complete loss when it comes
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