Archive for the laundry Tag

Just Like a Turd That Won’t Flush. . .

I’m no laundry superstar. I don’t sort.  I don’t  bleach.  I don’t pretreat. We have “regular laundry” which is (nearly) everything and it gets washed on cold.  And we have diapers.  They get washed in the super hot sanitary cycle. That’s it.  With no fewer than two loads of laundry a day, that’s all I can handle. I don’t check
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The Pregnant and Delusional Reluctant Mother: 20-Year War v Chaos

Nope.  Not pregnant. . .Just the title of certain posts I do when I look back on all the crap I was delusional about when I was pregnant. I’m feeling a little bleh today.  I probably just haven’t swilled enough coffee or something.  I feel like I could happily sped a large chunk of the morning in bed. Of course,
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The Good Example v The Horrible Warning

Guess which one I am? Look, even as critical and bitchy as I am,  I have to give my Husband credit. He doesn’t  have any of the usual habits or hobbies most wives complain about.  He rarely drinks.  He doesn’t smoke or over-eat.  He doesn’t golf and he seldom even watches TV or plays video games.  He never even sleeps
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