Archive for the kale Tag

You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Nearly Um Orgasmic Cabbage

So winter CSA. . .it’s a LOT of cruciferous vegetables. . .and potatoes. Let’s not forget the potatoes. So.  Many.  Potatoes. I need a freaking plan for the potatoes people!! The rest of it?  I have a blissfully simple idea.  It’s fresh, clean, yummy. . . If you’re all “new year’s resolution-ary” or aspiring to get some more diverse veggies
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Kale & Lentil Soup

So this one didn’t turn out as planned. I start making dinner at 7 AM or even the night before most days because eating healthfully takes a LOT of damned effort compared to the alternative of phoning in a pizza or opening a bag of chips. . . Anyway, the other morning, I was cooking some organic chicken sausage and
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Kale Pizza

So we like kale. I’m not pretending we LUUUUUVVVVV kale. But we like it. And frankly, we’d probably eat more of it if it didn’t come in bunches the size of my six-month old. Why?  Why is kale only sold in what feels like 10 pound bunches?! It seems like every time I buy the stuff, some of it gets
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Welcome Home Honey!

My Husband was out-of-town last night for business. And I know it’s difficult to comprehend, but I think he actually dislikes being away from the kid and me. Granted it could be more fear of what he might return home to (we all know about my propensity to drink wine and glitter things), rather than affection that drives his dislike
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Head Effing Explodes: Menus For A Week, Dinner 1

Today we tried Beet, Apple, & White Bean Salad. . .From Family Circle April 2012.  It was excellent.  You can find the original recipe here. I modified a few steps. 1.  I just roasted the beets whole, individually wrapped in foil.  I omitted tossing them with olive oil or salt prior to baking.  It took longer than 45 minutes to
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