Archive for the Johns Hopkins Tag

Daddy’s A Woozel! And I’m A FAILURE!

So yesterday was Mac’s 3-year well-child visit with the Pediatrician. And she didn’t disappoint. I walked out of there feeling like a complete parenting failure. As we all know, Mac is not fond of the Doctor, so I was initially feeling very fortunate he was just clinging to Chris for dear life and mildly hyperventilating as opposed to thrashing about
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Friday Funny: Sheesh. . .

Sure you write nearly 600 blog posts on your poor parenting abilities and your kids’ potentially problematic behaviors. . . And yet you’re SURPRISED stuff like this starts showing up in your mailbox?

I ACTUALLY SHAVED FOR THIS?!

Yesterday was my first prenatal appointment.  Yeah!  Good times. My Doctors practice at Hopkins but they have offices at a suburban location about 30 minutes from our house.  I don’t mind this aspect of the practice because you don’t have to pay for parking in the suburbs! The latest appointment I could get for the day was at 2PM.  This
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In Which Reluctant Mother Writes a Scathing Post Regarding Her Pre-PreNatal Care

Full disclosure:  If I ever wore a shirt with a collar anymore, I’d be hot under there. . . But more than angry, I’m supremely disappointed. . .So I’m going to be mature and NAME NAMES and everything! Ready? Let’s get a little background out-of-the-way:  I’m about six weeks pregnant.  I’ll be 37 years old in about two months.  Because
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Me v Stupid & Obnoxious – I Cannot Make This Sh%#*^ Up!

This morning Mac and I went to the park.  By the time we got there, it was turning over-cast.  I quickly realized the birding was going to suck because the place was crawling with landscaping crews on riding mowers, brandishing weed-wackers and prisoners on work-release cleaning up debris. However, Mac seemed a bit grouchy this morning so I figured we’d
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