Archive for the It’s FRIDAY Tag

Friday Funny: Toddler’s First Insult

If you’re on Twitter, you might have already seem similar content. . . However, the occasion was so important I wanted to make sure I properly recorded it:  MAC DOLED OUT HIS FIRST INSULT!!! The target? Mommy.  Of course. Notice the coat I’m wearing in this photo.  I REALLY like this coat.  It’s super warm, it fits well, it’s not
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Friday Funny: The Happy New Year Edition

Somehow I find myself awake, alone and without any pressing chores this morning.  That hasn’t happened since before Teddy was born over a year ago. Teddy.  He’s a willful little creature.  And not a stellar sleeper.  For all the complaining I did about Mac’s sleeping, I realize now he was really a rock star compared to most children. I was
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Friday Funny: If You Have A Phone, You Have A Lawyer

So the other evening I was getting stuff ready for dinner.  And frequently when I make dinner, I turn on the TV or NPR to at least hear the day’s headlines so I’m not completely clueless. As I was wrapping up getting dinner on the table, a commercial came on for a local law firm. You know the kind of
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Friday Funny: Trending Down Towards Your Genetics

So I’m writing this on my due date.  While doing jumping jacks.  So hopefully, as you are reading this, I’ve had the baby.  Because if there’s anything more miserable than being pregnant at this point, it’s attempting to schedule more doctor’s appointments. Seriously, they over-book every damned day. I have to go to two separate offices on Friday for appointments
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Friday Funny: Husband Once Again Narrowly Escapes Death

Last week, I paused to examine my bloated profile in the gigantic mirror in our living room. . . Chris:  “Are you showing already?!” Me:  Shoots a look of death his direction. Chris:  “Never mind.  You aren’t showing already.  Forget I ever said anything.  You look wonderful.  Beautiful!” Me:  Another silent look of death. Chris:  “Crap.  I’m going to end
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