Archive for the humor blog Tag

Reluctant Mother Attempts #Happylifetweaks

So, it’s frequently cold and dark in these parts this time of year.  Whether you have children or not, the weather might leave you feeling a little glum. I’m certainly hearing from several of my “mom friends” that the winter is starting to wear on them mentally, emotionally. . .parenting feels harder. . .motivation is lacking. . .chores feel wretched.
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You’re Doing It Wrong: Toilet Training

SO. . .about 6 weeks ago Mac saw the Doctor for his three-year well child visit.  And at this particular visit, she upbraided me because he was “a bit behind” since he couldn’t draw male and female stick figures and refused to identify colors on demand. . . And worst of all because he wasn’t toilet trained yet. . .
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The “Art” of Toddler Gift Giving. . .You CANNOT Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes

My Mother-In-Law celebrated her birthday a few weeks ago. When Mac was born and I decided in true control freak fashion that I was going to take primary responsibility for psychologically damaging him and ruining his childhood, we knew we needed to reevaluate our budget. And along with that came a big shift in my own thinking about how we
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Friday Funny: Husband Requests Testicles For Lunch

So a week or two ago, my Husband put a small dent in the much newer of our two cars. That’s what he said when he texted me:  He put “a small dent in the side of the car.” No big deal.  It happens.  We live in a CITY.  With street parking.   Our cars aren’t precious. Then I caught
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Just Like a Turd That Won’t Flush. . .

I’m no laundry superstar. I don’t sort.  I don’t  bleach.  I don’t pretreat. We have “regular laundry” which is (nearly) everything and it gets washed on cold.  And we have diapers.  They get washed in the super hot sanitary cycle. That’s it.  With no fewer than two loads of laundry a day, that’s all I can handle. I don’t check
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It’s the First Day of Classes!

You found me! I’m so glad you found me!! We all know I require a lot of supervision.   It was a big decision, but I decided to start a new blog. Yes. This is the new blog. WELCOME TO MY NEW BLOG!!!!! What the hell are you doing Deni?   Here are my top ten reasons. . . Just
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