Archive for the holidays Tag

Friday Funny: Sweet Baby Jesus

Old Habits Die Hard. . . Or in this case, are simply (ahem) resurrected every Christmas. . . (Yes, I realize resurrection is technically Easter. . .) Our Mom has this Nativity scene. It was hand-made by someone very talented. . . It is defiled every year by idiots. Years and years ago, it was considered a best practice to
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My One Woman Revolt Against Elf On The Shelf

I’m seeing a LOT of activity in my Twitter feed in the past few days about Elf on the Shelf. For those of you smart enough not to have given birth to hell spawn, here’s the deal: The Elf on the Shelf is this creepy little, old school-looking stuffed Elf character that retails for about $30.00. My understanding is, after
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It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like. . .Holiday Hell

Now that Halloween is behind us, it’s time to bust out the egg nog, cookies, and tacky tree lights and get our Holiday on. . .for the next 2+ damned months. I’m dreading it.  I’ve always hated the way retailers and merchandisers hop on the holiday band-wagon so damned soon.  It drives me crazy to see the holiday decorations out
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Holiday FREAKING Cheer and a Give Away!

Sorry I’ve been MIA lately.  It’s just that I’ve been so busy!  Apparently the holidays are kinda a big deal when you have a little one.  I’ve been sewing and painting and decorating.    Plus drinking like a sailor on shore leave, reading magazines, and watching NCIS marathons.  Additionally, I have very little comedic bitching to do.  Since I’ve basically
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