Archive for the having a second child Tag

I Have Zero Holiday Cheer and It’s NOT FUNNY You Assholes

Oh Hi. . .Looks at shoes. I realize it’s been a long time.  AND I have so much to share! Unfortunately, it won’t be in today’s post. Today the baby won’t shut it: And the toddler is STILL CONTAGIOUS with some sort of hand foot and mouth plague I never even knew existed until he contracted it ALMOST TWO WEEKS
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If You’re Reading This, I’m STILL (Multiple) Expletive Pregnant

Although, due date is still a couple days away. . .and we all know that’s just a good guess. I would really, really like to avoid an induction if possible after my prior experience with that stupid process. However, at the last Doctor’s visit, this Doc hinted I could likely go as long as 42 weeks if we stayed healthy.
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Another Post Where I Mock My Husband’s Misguided Attempts To Be Considerate

So as you all know, I’m a few days away from my due date with our second little Sprout. And I’m obsessed. But not the way you might think. . . I’m not worried about bonding, or juggling two kids, or the extra stress or work, or the lack of sleep. . . We can handle it.  I can handle
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Tick Tock. . .The Disturbing Sound of Your Eggs Rotting. . .

It has always been our desire for Mac to have at least one sibling. Watch now as Deni clumsily opens a huge ass can of worms. . . In a perfect world, there would be three siblings.  We would have 2 and adopt 2. But we live in a world of 900 some odd square feet of pet plagued squalor.
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