Archive for the It’s FRIDAY! Tag

Friday Funny: The Greatest Gift Of All

My Mother-in-Law is a very kind woman.  And considerate. Me? I’m mostly a jerk. So you can imagine how she must feel about anything she does for me. Conflicted?  Mildly beat up?  Angry? Anyway, I love her and despite my insanity and jerk disposition, I do appreciate all that she does for our family. So I had a birthday a
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Friday Funny: Sheesh. . .

Sure you write nearly 600 blog posts on your poor parenting abilities and your kids’ potentially problematic behaviors. . . And yet you’re SURPRISED stuff like this starts showing up in your mailbox?

Friday Funny: Nothing Says “I Care” On Valentine’s Day More Than Keeping Your ABL In Check

WARNING:  THIS POST IS COMPLETE CRAP.   ABL? I didn’t know about it either. . . Apparently, it’s an actual condition.  . . Accidental Bowel Leakage. And here I always called it “food poisoning,” “stomach bug,” “diarrhea,” or “a night of excessively drinking cheap beer and eating poorly.” Thank goodness now we can blame every shart on an actual medical
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Friday Funny: It’s Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Francis?!

This was in the church bulletin. . .It’s apparently an actual product.  JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS! If Catholic Guilt had a stench. . . Not to judge. That wouldn’t be very Christian of me right?

Friday Funny: Husband Requests Testicles For Lunch

So a week or two ago, my Husband put a small dent in the much newer of our two cars. That’s what he said when he texted me:  He put “a small dent in the side of the car.” No big deal.  It happens.  We live in a CITY.  With street parking.   Our cars aren’t precious. Then I caught
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Friday Funny: It’s Like Santa For Your Vagina

I’m dying!!!! It might not be suitable for work. . .depending on your office environment Or some men. . . But oh my lawd, hilarious!!!! We all knew THIS girl right?  The one who got her period first and knew it ALL! Only she’s way funnier in this advertisement. . . Camp Gyno Ad for Hello Flo (It’s a quick
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Friday Funny: What Are You Afraid Of?

Last Friday Chris and I took Mac to the Maryland Science Center.  A few Fridays in the summer they have a Friday afternoon happy hour complete with cocktails, live music, and reduced admissions.  It’s a pretty good deal. . . I hadn’t been to the Science Center in years.  And the place still doesn’t really “do it” for me.  But
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Friday Funny: It’s Sorta Like a Thong. . .For Your Tits?

I know I’ve been slacking on you guys this week.  I’m STILL painting and cleaning and getting stuff organized so that hopefully everything will be ready for the new kid SOON and I can avoid doing all this when I’m as big as, but way less graceful than a manatee. Anyway, here are a few things to hopefully get your
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Friday Funny: Husband Once Again Narrowly Escapes Death

Last week, I paused to examine my bloated profile in the gigantic mirror in our living room. . . Chris:  “Are you showing already?!” Me:  Shoots a look of death his direction. Chris:  “Never mind.  You aren’t showing already.  Forget I ever said anything.  You look wonderful.  Beautiful!” Me:  Another silent look of death. Chris:  “Crap.  I’m going to end
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In Which the Friday Funny Is Possibly Only Mildly Amusing. . .

This week has been a long week for so many of us.  I’m having trouble finding funny right now. This is all I’ve got: 1.  When the Vet suggested we put Tilghman on a diet, I don’t think this is exactly what she had in mind:   Dinner Conversation from Earlier this Week: Me:  “Guess what?  I went into “my
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