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Welcome Home Honey!

My Husband was out-of-town last night for business. And I know it’s difficult to comprehend, but I think he actually dislikes being away from the kid and me. Granted it could be more fear of what he might return home to (we all know about my propensity to drink wine and glitter things), rather than affection that drives his dislike
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Hostage Situation

Psst. . .Over here. . . I’m that fat blob cowering in the corner covered in blocks, banana, and bored err board books. . . I might need a sniper armed with bubbles and possibly a cookie to get me out of this fucking corner of the kitchen! Seems Huggy Bear has overnight mastered false imprisonment. If you can get
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