Archive for the dog poop Tag

Reluctant Mother Remains Calm When Vaca Plans Literally Go In Crapper Plus A Bonus Turd In the Punchbowl

So this is the state of affairs around here this afternoon. Except there’s one aspect of this debacle you thankfully can’t experience:  The Stench. See, we are supposed to get out-of-town for a few days to do some birding in the southern part of the state.  (Staying in a hotel. . .with a waterfront balcony and proper room service, thank
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A Steaming Pile of Shut It

This morning I escaped from the napping tyrant-in-training to retrieve our trash cans from the alley. Ahhhh trash day.  The exciting sights and smells. . .The rats skulking about on clandestine missions for the best scraps. . . Our alley is exactly like every other alley in Southeast Baltimore:  narrow, in need of repair, over-grown with weeds, full of scummy
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