Archive for the dishwasher Tag

Stuff We Love: Safety First Appliance Latch

So by now you’ve all heard my constant whining about Mac’s fascination with the dishwasher. It was getting so bad, I was beginning to wonder if it was even healthy. He was full on obsessed. At first the fascination was kinda’ cute.  Oh, look how smart he is, he knows when the dishwasher is on.  Look, he’s reaching for the
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Hostage Situation

Psst. . .Over here. . . I’m that fat blob cowering in the corner covered in blocks, banana, and bored err board books. . . I might need a sniper armed with bubbles and possibly a cookie to get me out of this fucking corner of the kitchen! Seems Huggy Bear has overnight mastered false imprisonment. If you can get
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Is It Possible to Baby-Proof My Judgment?

I think we all know by now, my parenting expertise has been gleaned from Dr. Sears, keeping a few domesticated animals alive, and perhaps occasionally The Deadliest Catch. The first 6, 8, 10 months with the kid haven’t been too taxing despite my cluelessness.  Mac has a generally pleasant demeanor and I’ve been able to essentially indulge his every need
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My Hot and Cold Relationship. . .

My cruel mistress:  Our house. We met about 11 years ago.  She’s a petite little row-house on a lovely quiet street in a very nice neighborhood.  We did a lot of work to the house about 6 years ago and I would imagine that was the pinnacle of my love affair with her.  I tirelessly sanded floors, painted what seemed
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