Archive for the Deni Lyn Miller Tag

You Can Do This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Make a T-Shirt of Questionable Taste

WARNING:  If you are super sensitive and/or uptight you might be offended by this post. . .Possibly more so than the rest of my posts.  You should probably stop reading now. So one of my Brother’s has a wicked sense of humor.  And though I don’t get to see him often, whenever we get together, we laugh so hard our
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Friday Funny: The Happy New Year Edition

Somehow I find myself awake, alone and without any pressing chores this morning.  That hasn’t happened since before Teddy was born over a year ago. Teddy.  He’s a willful little creature.  And not a stellar sleeper.  For all the complaining I did about Mac’s sleeping, I realize now he was really a rock star compared to most children. I was
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New Year’s Eve Mystery: A Story About A Bitch and Her Broom. . .

So, we have a lot of catching up to do. . .And I own that mess.  And I’m hoping I can clean it all up. . . Anyway, speaking of cleaning up. . . I actually like like like some of the women I met at the neighbor’s playgroup nearly a year ago.  And when the weather is good we
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The Dark Side. . .

After great reluctance and with much trepidation, I’ve done it. FACEBOOK. So yeah. Currently I’m just dumping my entire Twitter feed into it. But I have a plan. The plan is:  I have no damned plan!   I’m working on a plan. . . You want to help me with it? Have any thoughts? My initial though was Facebook would
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HELP WANTED: Because I’m Too Lazy To Google This Stuff. . .

I have just a couple of quick parenting questions and frankly when I Google them, I’m not sure what advice to trust. To make matters worse, when I start reading a parenting book, I fall asleep. Where do I pick up my parent of the year award?   But I trust my readers. . .So I have a couple of
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