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DO NOT PANIC!!! It’s Just Another Explosion of Parental STUPIDITY

Oh, if only I had a nickel for every time I told myself not to panic!   My inept parenting skills get me into plenty of dire situations but this time could be the worst yet:  I COMBINED MY INEPT PARENTING SKILLS WITH A REASONABLE SUGGESTION FROM MY HUSBAND! NEVER, never try this. . .it’s like fire and gasoline. .
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Reluctant Mother v The Squirrels

I have to confess something:  I’m scared to go to the Park. It’s not the fear of junkies or garbage or any of the other unsavory things you might imagine inhabit an urban park. . . It’s the SQUIRRELS!! Yes.  The squirrels. They’re out to get me. They have almost succeed twice in nearly as many days. Oh you can
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My One Woman Revolt Against Elf On The Shelf

I’m seeing a LOT of activity in my Twitter feed in the past few days about Elf on the Shelf. For those of you smart enough not to have given birth to hell spawn, here’s the deal: The Elf on the Shelf is this creepy little, old school-looking stuffed Elf character that retails for about $30.00. My understanding is, after
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