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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Fast Shrimp Scampi-ish Dinner

So the dog’s been sick.  I don’t know.  He probably ate something ridiculously wretched at the Park. . .or in our house.  Anyway, he’s not deathly ill.  Just ill enough to leave glorious messes in the house at night while we sleep. . .And his flatulence is toxic.  I’m certain.  If it continues, I’m forcing the Husband to bring home
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And. . .Then. . .

Me in a text to Chris early in the morning:  “I feel all sick and disoriented.  My arm is doing that weird numb thing again.  I wish you were here.” Chris:  “You should probably see a doctor.  Are you ok?” Me:  “I’m fine.  I probably just slept on my arm weird.” 10 HOURS LATER. . . . Chris:  How do
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