Archive for the bad behavior Tag

Friday Funny: PINTERVENTION

I fucking relapsed On Pinterest. I knew I had a problem when Mac was three months old and I was feeding him and simultaneously pinning from my iPhone. But I didn’t stop. I couldn’t stop. The constantly updated eye candy was just too much of a rush. Fortunately, my Pinterest iPhone App stopped working.  I have no idea what happened.
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The Night of Candy-Fueled Insanity

Last night was Mac’s first trick or treating experience.  We made it down one side of our block before he started to melt-down.  That wasn’t such a bad thing, considering he can’t eat candy yet and neither my husband nor I wanted a bunch of it in the house. Chris took Mac inside to de-chicken costume him and attempt to
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Jekyll & Hyde

This kid has everyone fooled. He’s Jekyll and Hyde.  I swear. People stare at me in disbelief when I tell them he’s going through a rough stage.  “Oh he looks like the Gerber Baby.”  “He’s sooooo happy.”  “He has the nicest disposition.” Yeah. . .That’s why my Husband and I were tempted to pound Scotch at a children’s birthday party
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Mini Me?

Obviously learning you are expecting a new bundle of joy brings along a myriad of feelings.  Most people claim to feel overjoyed, thrilled, excited, blessed. I felt fear. . . And trepidation. This kid could be exactly like me.   Holy shit. I have plenty of respectable qualities.  Those aren’t the ones I worry about passing along to my offspring. Yesterday,
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