Archive for the babies Tag

Shut Up Already! Sunday: Nearly One Year Ago. . .

This one actually has me nearly speechless. I can’t believe it!  So little! Sob.  Hiccup.

He Effing BIT Me! * alternatively titled the B**&^%$ had it comin’ to her. . .

Yup.  We all knew it would come to this. After years of being a wretched little bitch myself, sooner or later it was. . . LITERALLY. . . Going to come back to bite me. And this morning was the day of reckoning. Mac started his sweet little whimper at 5:30 this morning. These days when there’s a sound from
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Is It Possible to Baby-Proof My Judgment?

I think we all know by now, my parenting expertise has been gleaned from Dr. Sears, keeping a few domesticated animals alive, and perhaps occasionally The Deadliest Catch. The first 6, 8, 10 months with the kid haven’t been too taxing despite my cluelessness.  Mac has a generally pleasant demeanor and I’ve been able to essentially indulge his every need
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Head Effing Explodes: “Magnetic Attraction” Valentines

Despite seeming like a snarky bitch, I do have a soft spot for a sweet, homemade Valentine card so I wanted to do it right for Mac’s first Valentine’s Day. I came up with this slick little plan to use magnetic photos.  They are easy to mail.  They don’t involve a bunch of shitty commercial candy.  Plus, they took about
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