Archive for the 4 months Tag

You Know What I Just Can’t Finish?

A fucking thing!!!! There must be 24 projects/to-do’s half started, half assed, waiting. . .waiting. . .waiting.  I have never been more distracted or more interrupted in all my life.  Sure, the kid is contributing to this chaos but I also have myself to blame. If I could only figure out how to sew, paint, or write while standing, bouncing
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Happy Anniversary!

Chris and I have been together a long time.  But this was our first anniversary with Mac.  So somehow I thought this one should be extra magical.  It didn’t disappoint. . . Crack of Dawn:  Awake to grumpy wet Huggy Bear.  Keep him awake because mother in law is coming to watch him while I run errands. Slightly less crack
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Jekyll & Hyde

This kid has everyone fooled. He’s Jekyll and Hyde.  I swear. People stare at me in disbelief when I tell them he’s going through a rough stage.  “Oh he looks like the Gerber Baby.”  “He’s sooooo happy.”  “He has the nicest disposition.” Yeah. . .That’s why my Husband and I were tempted to pound Scotch at a children’s birthday party
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Crying it Out Revisited. . .

Yesterday morning at the crack of dawn I sleepily checked my Twitter feed while simultaneously feeding the Butterball.  That’s when I noticed a link to the Scary Mommy Blog.  The link was for a guest post and it was about crying it out. AKA CIO to those less experienced Mom’s like me.  Seems silly that something like getting a kid
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Mini Me?

Obviously learning you are expecting a new bundle of joy brings along a myriad of feelings.  Most people claim to feel overjoyed, thrilled, excited, blessed. I felt fear. . . And trepidation. This kid could be exactly like me.   Holy shit. I have plenty of respectable qualities.  Those aren’t the ones I worry about passing along to my offspring. Yesterday,
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