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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Head Explodes: Beet Reuben

THIS.  WILL.  ROCK.  YOUR.  WORLD. I can’t even pretend to be this brilliant in the kitchen,  so here’s the LINK We cannot stop eating our CSA beets this way, added calories be damned. . . Trust me. Best Ev-Ah! PS:  Are you wondering if my kids eat sauerkraut and/0r beets?  Not in this mix.  However, they’ll try a plain beet.
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Reluctant Mother Attempts #Happylifetweaks

So, it’s frequently cold and dark in these parts this time of year.  Whether you have children or not, the weather might leave you feeling a little glum. I’m certainly hearing from several of my “mom friends” that the winter is starting to wear on them mentally, emotionally. . .parenting feels harder. . .motivation is lacking. . .chores feel wretched.
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Nearly Um Orgasmic Cabbage

So winter CSA. . .it’s a LOT of cruciferous vegetables. . .and potatoes. Let’s not forget the potatoes. So.  Many.  Potatoes. I need a freaking plan for the potatoes people!! The rest of it?  I have a blissfully simple idea.  It’s fresh, clean, yummy. . . If you’re all “new year’s resolution-ary” or aspiring to get some more diverse veggies
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You Can Do This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Make a T-Shirt of Questionable Taste

WARNING:  If you are super sensitive and/or uptight you might be offended by this post. . .Possibly more so than the rest of my posts.  You should probably stop reading now. So one of my Brother’s has a wicked sense of humor.  And though I don’t get to see him often, whenever we get together, we laugh so hard our
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Stuffed Peppers

So I’ve got some first world problems keepin’ me down this week. . . First, that teensy mole on my foot from a few months ago?  Abnormal.  And the Doc is quite keen to eradicate it at ANY cost.  So I find myself with a dime-sized hunk of toe missing and in nearly unbearable pain.  (Says the stupid chick that
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Kale & Lentil Soup

So this one didn’t turn out as planned. I start making dinner at 7 AM or even the night before most days because eating healthfully takes a LOT of damned effort compared to the alternative of phoning in a pizza or opening a bag of chips. . . Anyway, the other morning, I was cooking some organic chicken sausage and
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: (BUT I’D ADVISE AGAINST IT) Walking Tacos

I feel like I’ve never been alive before this evening. I saw something on TV. Like really lame TV because we never watch TV so we no longer have cable. . .but still. . . It was a TV show about camping, or recipes, or trailer parks. . .I don’t know? I was trying to get Teddy to sleep. When
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Radish Salsa

Last Friday, I was a bit nervous when I saw the sheer quantity of radishes our CSA share contained. Don’t get me wrong, we like radishes. . . But we don’t LOVE radishes. And there were a lot. Tender, teensy perfectly imperfect radishes. . . I eyeballed them:  creamy white all ombre into a beautiful violet shade of red. .
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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: Alphabet Journals

I KNOW!  It’s been a week and I show up with some crappy craft idea. We’ve all been sick as dogs, the weather sucks, and I’m trying to use my indoor time to get a few things done around the house in between cleaning up snot. . .and baby barf. . . Anyway, I’ve been ahem meaning to keep better
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