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Friday Funny: Husband Requests Testicles For Lunch

So a week or two ago, my Husband put a small dent in the much newer of our two cars. That’s what he said when he texted me:  He put “a small dent in the side of the car.” No big deal.  It happens.  We live in a CITY.  With street parking.   Our cars aren’t precious. Then I caught
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Friday Funny: It’s Like Santa For Your Vagina

I’m dying!!!! It might not be suitable for work. . .depending on your office environment Or some men. . . But oh my lawd, hilarious!!!! We all knew THIS girl right?  The one who got her period first and knew it ALL! Only she’s way funnier in this advertisement. . . Camp Gyno Ad for Hello Flo (It’s a quick
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Friday Funny: What Are You Afraid Of?

Last Friday Chris and I took Mac to the Maryland Science Center.  A few Fridays in the summer they have a Friday afternoon happy hour complete with cocktails, live music, and reduced admissions.  It’s a pretty good deal. . . I hadn’t been to the Science Center in years.  And the place still doesn’t really “do it” for me.  But
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Friday Funny: It’s Sorta Like a Thong. . .For Your Tits?

I know I’ve been slacking on you guys this week.  I’m STILL painting and cleaning and getting stuff organized so that hopefully everything will be ready for the new kid SOON and I can avoid doing all this when I’m as big as, but way less graceful than a manatee. Anyway, here are a few things to hopefully get your
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Reluctant Mother Is An Insensitive Jerk

Well, it’s happened again, the Mommy Bloggers are preparing to riot! This week’s target? The ding dong CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch.   I read a little bit about this joker earlier in the week.  Although, admittedly not enough to make an informed argument about the “controversy.” I do believe what he said was gross and came across as extremely
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Friday Funny: Husband Once Again Narrowly Escapes Death

Last week, I paused to examine my bloated profile in the gigantic mirror in our living room. . . Chris:  “Are you showing already?!” Me:  Shoots a look of death his direction. Chris:  “Never mind.  You aren’t showing already.  Forget I ever said anything.  You look wonderful.  Beautiful!” Me:  Another silent look of death. Chris:  “Crap.  I’m going to end
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In Which the Friday Funny Is Possibly Only Mildly Amusing. . .

This week has been a long week for so many of us.  I’m having trouble finding funny right now. This is all I’ve got: 1.  When the Vet suggested we put Tilghman on a diet, I don’t think this is exactly what she had in mind:   Dinner Conversation from Earlier this Week: Me:  “Guess what?  I went into “my
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Friday Funny: Freshly Squeezed!

Okay. . .before I show you what made me bust out laughing this week, let me briefly address two things: 1.  I got a comment the other evening from someone who might not have completely “gotten” this blog.  This is primarily a humor blog.  A humor blog about parenting and my other misadventures.  Most of it is meant to be
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Friday Funny: Something I Hope to Never Say Again

“Please do not put your penis on the table” is something I had to say yesterday.

The Thorny Devil

Yesterday, I wasn’t feeling great.  In fact, I hadn’t been feeling great since Monday.  I had been managing to plow through, but yesterday, I asked my Husband to get home from work early since I just needed to SLEEP.  A lot.  And sleeping is rather difficult with a toddler.   My Husband did come home.  He took excellent care of
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