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Friday Funny: Toddler’s First Insult

If you’re on Twitter, you might have already seem similar content. . . However, the occasion was so important I wanted to make sure I properly recorded it:  MAC DOLED OUT HIS FIRST INSULT!!! The target? Mommy.  Of course. Notice the coat I’m wearing in this photo.  I REALLY like this coat.  It’s super warm, it fits well, it’s not
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Friday Funny: The Happy New Year Edition

Somehow I find myself awake, alone and without any pressing chores this morning.  That hasn’t happened since before Teddy was born over a year ago. Teddy.  He’s a willful little creature.  And not a stellar sleeper.  For all the complaining I did about Mac’s sleeping, I realize now he was really a rock star compared to most children. I was
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Friday Funny: The Greatest Gift Of All

My Mother-in-Law is a very kind woman.  And considerate. Me? I’m mostly a jerk. So you can imagine how she must feel about anything she does for me. Conflicted?  Mildly beat up?  Angry? Anyway, I love her and despite my insanity and jerk disposition, I do appreciate all that she does for our family. So I had a birthday a
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Makin’ It The Best Summer EV-AH!!!

You smell that? No, not the dead rat in the alley.   It’s freshly mowed grass and a hint of humidity. . .dew on the pavement. . .SUNSHINE.  It’s SUNSHINE!  Warm, sweet, sunshine! Summer is nearly here! Parents bitch about summer.  Presumably because their kids are on summer break from school and acting all BORED and OBNOXIOUS. I, however, don’t
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Friday Funny: Sheesh. . .

Sure you write nearly 600 blog posts on your poor parenting abilities and your kids’ potentially problematic behaviors. . . And yet you’re SURPRISED stuff like this starts showing up in your mailbox?

Friday Funny: If You Have A Phone, You Have A Lawyer

So the other evening I was getting stuff ready for dinner.  And frequently when I make dinner, I turn on the TV or NPR to at least hear the day’s headlines so I’m not completely clueless. As I was wrapping up getting dinner on the table, a commercial came on for a local law firm. You know the kind of
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Friday Funny: Nothing Says “I Care” On Valentine’s Day More Than Keeping Your ABL In Check

WARNING:  THIS POST IS COMPLETE CRAP.   ABL? I didn’t know about it either. . . Apparently, it’s an actual condition.  . . Accidental Bowel Leakage. And here I always called it “food poisoning,” “stomach bug,” “diarrhea,” or “a night of excessively drinking cheap beer and eating poorly.” Thank goodness now we can blame every shart on an actual medical
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Friday Funny: It’s Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Francis?!

This was in the church bulletin. . .It’s apparently an actual product.  JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS! If Catholic Guilt had a stench. . . Not to judge. That wouldn’t be very Christian of me right?

Friday Funny: Trending Down Towards Your Genetics

So I’m writing this on my due date.  While doing jumping jacks.  So hopefully, as you are reading this, I’ve had the baby.  Because if there’s anything more miserable than being pregnant at this point, it’s attempting to schedule more doctor’s appointments. Seriously, they over-book every damned day. I have to go to two separate offices on Friday for appointments
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Friday Funny: I’ve Got Nothin’ Random Edition

Usually I have a few ideas in case I have time to post something on Friday. . .I have no idea where all those ideas are at the moment.  I’m feeling all I-NEED-TO-GET-SOMETHING-DONE-BEFORE-THIS-NEXT-KID-COMES-CRASHING-INTO-THIS-HOUSE!!! Some people call it nesting. I’d say in my case, it’s more a situation of I’m a horrible lazy procrastinator. Regardless, I’m off to tackle a few
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