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You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: (BUT I’D ADVISE AGAINST IT) Walking Tacos

I feel like I’ve never been alive before this evening.

I saw something on TV.

Like really lame TV because we never watch TV so we no longer have cable. . .but still. . . It was a TV show about camping, or recipes, or trailer parks. . .I don’t know?

I was trying to get Teddy to sleep. When I tried to get Mac to sleep I’d read to him.  Teddy?  Poor Teddy.  He gets a Sleepy Wrap view of all the chores I have to do.

Sometimes I sing or recite lines from books. . .But not always.  

I SUCK.

Anyway, moving on. . . This is the nastiest, most awesome thing I’ve seen since. . .well, since. . .College likely. . .

It’s called a Walking Taco.

And as clean as we eat most of the time. . .I’m all about moderation and splurging sometimes. . .And Errrmahgawd. . .I am dreaming of all the parties I can plan to incorporate this sick, sick, sick genius idea. . .

YOU USE A SINGLE SERVE BAG OF CORN CHIPS OR DORITOS AS THE “TACO BASE AND CONTAINMENT!!!!!!

Follow?

So slice the single serve bag open vertically along one side.

Dump a bunch of toppings on the chips.

Give the bag a slight squeeze to crunch the chips into smaller chunks and incorporate all the toppings.

Enjoy with a fork.

No need for extra plates.  Sweet!

Now of course, my mind is racing to figure out how to host every party in this fashion.

I’m thinking pretzels with crab dip and Old Bay. . .Or peanut butter and chocolate chips. . .

Popcorn with. . .hell, anything. . .

Potato chips with sour cream and caviar, or yogurt/dill, or horseradish and bacon. . .

Those bags are nasty for the environment though so maybe a better route would be to fashion our own from waxed paper or parchment or something?

Shit.  These things are so ridiculous I can’t even begin to justify them. . .on ANY level.

That’s unfortunate. . .

Because I’ll bet this stuff tastes spectacular. . .

 

 

2 Responses to “You Can Accomplish This Before Your Effing Head Explodes: (BUT I’D ADVISE AGAINST IT) Walking Tacos”

  1. Mary Ann says:

    These are a big hit at our walk- a- thon. We used seasoned burger,lettuce,cheese etc BIG SELLER!! I personally browned 10 pounds of burger & seasoned! The old lady can still feed the young’uns! I had never heard of them until last year’s thon.

    • admin says:

      Walk-A-Thon plus crazy unhealthy food?! Makes perfect sense to me. And how the bleep do you brown 10lbs of ground beef in a domestic kitchen? That had to be a hotter mess than a walking taco. Ha!