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Friday Funny: Nothing Says “I Care” On Valentine’s Day More Than Keeping Your ABL In Check

WARNING:  THIS POST IS COMPLETE CRAP.  

ABL?

I didn’t know about it either. . .

Apparently, it’s an actual condition.  . .

Accidental Bowel Leakage.

And here I always called it “food poisoning,” “stomach bug,” “diarrhea,” or “a night of excessively drinking cheap beer and eating poorly.”

Thank goodness now we can blame every shart on an actual medical condition!

Can’t trust a fart?  No problem, there’s a product for that!

butterfly

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

I understand people have actual medical conditions that could cause “accidental bowel leakage.”  I’m not mocking them personally or making light of their situations.  I am however, mocking this product.  Hard.  Come on.  It looks as if you’d get comparable protection wedging a hot dog bun back there.  I have to believe this thing is MORE uncomfortable and awkward than actually, um you know, squirting in your pants a little.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!  😉

5 Responses to “Friday Funny: Nothing Says “I Care” On Valentine’s Day More Than Keeping Your ABL In Check”

  1. Daisy Broomfield says:

    It adheres to your buttocks?!?!?

  2. No way! It adheres securely in your buttocks!?!?!
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  3. Sorry, didn’t think my first comment posted. But yep, I am that incredulous!
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    • admin says:

      Yeah. It apparently fits right between the buttocks and stays securely. My jaw was on the floor too! Of course sick individual that I am, just to be sure I understood, I went to the website. That’s exactly how it works. You can even get a free sample. Easch!