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Friday Funny: It’s Sorta Like a Thong. . .For Your Tits?

I know I’ve been slacking on you guys this week.  I’m STILL painting and cleaning and getting stuff organized so that hopefully everything will be ready for the new kid SOON and I can avoid doing all this when I’m as big as, but way less graceful than a manatee.

Anyway, here are a few things to hopefully get your weekend started right:

1.  Chris and I were in the car.  I was looking at the latest Martha Stewart Living Magazine, where I stumbled upon a recipe for “Hand Pies.”

Me:  “Aren’t they cute?  Look how cute!”

Hand pie

Chris:  “What are they?”

Me:  “Hand Pies.   Little miniature pies you can eat with your hands.”

Chris:  “Like Little Debbie?”

Me:  “More like those McDonald’s Apple Pies.  Wait.  Total time:  three hours ten minutes?!  SCREW THAT.”

Chris:  “Yeah.  Lately EVERY pie you see is a hand pie anyway.”

Me:  “What do you mean?”

Chris:  “I mean, you’d eat an entire pie with your bare hands if you could.  Doesn’t matter what size it is.”

Me:  “I want to be pissy about that comment, but it’s true. . .”

 

2.  Tracy over at Momaical wrote something hilarious earlier this week.  Check out Shit No One Tells You To Expect When You’re Expecting.

 

3.  Shay had me in stitches laughing about things her Mom Texts.

 

4.  Kim is One Classy Motha for sure.  Check out her recent, very entertaining posts from the beach.  Here and Here.

 

5.  Danielle had me cracking up with Tiger’s New Digs and The Suckiest Game in All The Land earlier this week.

 

6.  Sh$%^*&# Kids Say:  Yesterday we were waiting for the pool to open and Mac kept shouting “Keep it Movin’.”  How do you even respond to that with a straight face?  Patience is NOT his superpower.

 

And finally. . .I came across this in a magazine the other day:

It’s called Cleava.  “The Original Snap to Bra Camisole.”  Sigh.  Call it what you will, it’s a thong for your tits.

Great. . .Just what every woman needs. . .ANOTHER THONG?!

Great. . .Just what every woman needs. . .ANOTHER THONG to contend with!

I hope everyone enjoys their weekend.  Longest Day of the year today.  Don’t waste it!  Have a delicious cocktail (or 4) for me this evening and ENJOY!  I’ll be moving furniture and totally enjoying being pregnant.   Said no one ever.  

 

4 Responses to “Friday Funny: It’s Sorta Like a Thong. . .For Your Tits?”

  1. Shay says:

    Hey, you! Once again I came over here for a laugh (which I got–I totally understand the pie thing!!) and once again was honored to be featured in your post. Thanks, Deni!!
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  2. We’d never take the time to bake the hand pies (and if we did they’d be inedible as we are horrible bakers)…but we’d sure eat them!!

    The Clevia is HYSTERICAL. What in the WORLD!! Hahahahaha! –The Dose Girls
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