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Stuff That Makes Me BatS%$%&t Crazy: A Photo Essay

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This sippy cup is worthless.  I might as well have given him the gallon of $8 organic super special whole milk.

 

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By all means, you should squish the living daylights out of that banana.  It clearly had it coming.  Don’t forget, it deserves to be wiped in you hair, on you shirt, pants, and all over the table. . .awful, horrible banana.   The table!  Smear it on the table!  There it can chemically bond with the milk and crackers so Mommy will need a Dremel tool to remove it.

 

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Excellent.  Splash that crap everywhere.  Those fish crackers love the high sea!  If you splash hard enough, you’ll be sure to get it all over the back door, the radiator cover, AND the stainless steel oven practically effortlessly!

 

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There’s little doubt that frapping mess IS better ingested through your mouth and NOSE.  Erhmahgawd, I’m gagging a little.

 

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Hiccup.  Gag.  Spitty mouth.  You did great!  You managed to take perfectly good food and make it look like a tray of autopsy specimens!  You are a master at your craft!

 

Pretty Proud of yourself?

 

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That’s what I thought. . . .

 

5 Responses to “Stuff That Makes Me BatS%$%&t Crazy: A Photo Essay”

  1. Rick says:

    Oh Lord, I loved it!!!! They should make a movie called “The Journey To The Center Of a Child’s Brain.” Grown ups would walk out of theater never to be the same again, forever mentally scarred.

    • admin says:

      Ha! I wonder if we could get funding for that movie? They should show it to teenagers. I’ll bet the unplanned pregnancy rate would drop dramatically!

  2. Jennifer says:

    Omg! He is the cutest little devil ever. You are in so much trouble when he gets older! My your son and my daughter never meet, the cuteness would overwhelm the world and they would reign with that mighty grip that would leave us all like squished bananas in their hands!
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    • admin says:

      Thank you! I swear that cuteness is some kind of evolutionary survival trait. It’s so parents don’t eat their young. Ha!