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Because I’m Feeling Uncharacteristically Quiet Today. . .

But completely characteristically LAZY. . .

Congrats to Sister and Brother In Law!  Their first child, a son, Michael was born last night just before 7PM.  He’s a long and skinny little guy.  And yes, she pushed considerably less than me. . .exactly 2 and a half hours less!  Not that I’m bitter. . .at all. . .

Meanwhile, I’m tired and blah and not really feeling like drafting a post. . .My nose is bleeding.  And this Kleenex wedged in my nostril not only makes eating the 1/2 block of extra sharp I eat every afternoon at this time difficult, but also makes typing a bitch.

This is unfortunate because last night provided some excellent material. . .but I’ll get around to it eventually (because I know you are all wringing your hands in worry about missing out on the insanity.)

Meanwhile, here’s some randomness. . .

WORDS MY KID SAYS THAT SOUND LIKE “FUCK”:  fork, fox, fruit (well, “fruit” actually sounds like fucked and it’s a bit of a problem at the grocery).

Funniest Blog Post I’ve Read All Day:  Lying to Your Kids About Sex Toys by Life According to Julie

Number of slices of bread I fed the birds today because I was too lazy to go out in the cold and fill the feeder:  8.  Number of slices of bread my husband things I fed the birds EVER:  0.

Time kid requested to take a nap today:  1:50.  Time he’s actually spent sleeping. . .so far, none.

Mac got a new big boy booster seat and is very pleased with himself


Tonight?  Left overs and we’re unleashing a 20 month old on the Walters Art Museum.  Good times. . .

Seriously, don’t worry your pretty little heads.  I don’t plan on making these fluff posts a habit. . .(Lawd how I detest when blog content gets too “listy.”)  I’ll throw you a couple good meaty bones in the next couple days.  Swear!  


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  1. Julie DeNeen says:

    Thanks for linking up! This was great! I love the words that sound like fuck! 🙂

  2. richardmax22 says:

    Went to the post, lying to your kids about sex toys. it was great!

    • Deni Lyn says:

      Thank you! Later today, when I have a chance, I’ll link to your “Wrong Guy Died” post and perhaps the one about the drunk “flasher” in my Friday Funny post. Both of them made me laugh out loud. I tweeted the “Wrong Guy Died” post earlier this week. Hope you have a great weekend!

  3. OMG, the kleenex visual and the 1/2 block of cheese absolutely slayed me! well done! especially for an off day! 🙂

    • Deni Lyn says:

      I’m glad you got a good chuckle out of it! Most un-enjoyable afternoon cheese eating experience ever! But I pressed on and was still able to spoil my dinner!

  4. The kleenex visual was great!

  5. Meghan says:

    oh dear, don’t drip on your keyboard! lol. hope your nose had dried up and you’re off teaching Mac more F words 🙂 Happy Friday.

    • Deni Lyn says:

      Thanks! I’m not typically a “bleeder.” I guess maybe it’s all the hot dry air. COME ON SPRING!! I loved your weekend of firsts post! It’s funny how these things start to snowball and all of a sudden they are doing new stuff every time you turn around. In Mac’s case, I’d rather he not be doing 50% of those things but it’s still pretty amazing to watch.

      • Meghan says:

        i know what you mean… i think of you and mac every time avery hangs from the oven door handle and i laugh… thinking your probably watching the same scene at your house 🙂

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