Honestly I do.
Well, as much as any selfish bitchy soul can adore anyone.
Didn’t see that coming did you?
You semi-SUCK on the Fourth of July.
I certainly applaud your unbridled enthusiasm for our Nation – including the charming patriotic displays in your front windows and the flags hanging neatly from your second story windows. I love seeing you all gathered on our sidewalks, enjoying libations and good company, playing games, laughing, eagerly anticipating a great Baltimore fireworks display.
Yet, shortly after said fireworks display, you start semi-sucking. . .
As the evening wears on bottle rockets start screaming through the darkness. Folks shout from roof-top decks. The intimidating booms of illegally obtained fireworks bear down upon the neighborhood, raining soot and ashes.
Perhaps you’ve lost count of your libations? Or perhaps you are just explosives aficionados?
I am not concerned with your motivations.
I AM ONLY CONCERNED THAT YOUR STUPID DAMNED FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO GET MY KID AWAKE!!
What? You’re going to bring up the fact that for the past decade I’ve been right there with you losing count of my libations not caring about anyone else who might be trying to sleep, shouting from the rooftops?
That’s not very neighborly of you, now is it?
Wishing you all a safe and happy Fourth of July Holiday!