Friday morning Mac started to look a little glassy-eyed. . .
And then his nose started to drip. . .
And he sounded a little hoarse. . .
And at 3:30 AM he was awake with a slight fever.
So I put him in bed with us. It was a long night.
Saturday morning we decided to keep the weekend low-key so Mac could hopefully feel better faster. We went to the grocery store.
And I started to feel this weird intermittent pain on my right side just below my rib cage. It wasn’t a pain from the “inside” but more on the “outside.”
I started to obsess. My liver is over there.
What if I’m going into some kinda’ systemic organ shut down?
What if I have cancer?
What if I have some weird genetic disorder that you only see on the Discovery Channel?
I quietly checked myself for jaundice about 15 times. I looked pretty haggard but not the least bit yellow.
For good measure I poked myself in the stomach a few times over the course of the next few hours. . .No obvious tumors.
What’s causing that pain? I understand everyone dies. . .I’d just rather not die today.
I was beginning to fear a trip to the doctor.
But before I could get on WebMD and make myself completely insane, I had to get dressed for church. And that’s when I noticed multiple little bruises all over that part of my body.
Teeny little blue and purple spots – exactly the size of Mac’s toes!
Imagine how happy I was to realize the kid was kicking me in my sleep!
In case you were wondering, Mac’s still not 100% but seems a tad better. And yes, Saturday night I was very careful not to let the little bruiser kick me.
I can only handle one imaginary life threatening illness every 24 hours.




Hope that little cutie feels better. Look at that little nose. Killer!
Thank you! Of course, this morning I woke up feeling less than stellar. Nasty freaking kid germs!
How can you avoid it? Mothers are where kid germs go to die. Kid gets better and goes on with his life, already exhausted nursemaid mom inherits all germs. Hang in there!
Hilarious! “Mothers are where kid germs go to die.” I love it.
Ha, I do the same thing!
GOOD! Well, not good that you worry too but good that I’m not alone.